if any boys on here are reading this just know if you were my boyfriend i would give you blowjobs for breakfast lunch and dinner and have sex with you whenever but you guys are to stupid chasing hoes with pretty faces instead of me bye
what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
"I felt like crying but nothing came out. It was just a sort of sad sickness, sick sad, when you can’t feel any worse. I think you know it. I think everybody knows it now and then. But I think I have known it pretty often, too often."
Charles Bukowski, Tales of Ordinary Madness (via idiotshitbaby)
